This is a rolling deathtrap.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 06/11/2015 at 20:25 • Filed to: craigslist

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! will kill whatever unlucky person buys it without noticing that the frame is fucking bent.

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Jedidiah > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/11/2015 at 20:33

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It also has 163k miles

It just needs to become a parts truck for a better vehicle at this point

tromoly > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/11/2015 at 20:34

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Bedside does have a nice cavern in it.

AM > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/11/2015 at 20:39

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I like that the poster only mentioned that the frame has rust on it but nothing about it being bent.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/11/2015 at 20:39

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Always bad when they mention something you assume is fine right off the bat.

“Frame is good”

WHEW! That saves me the trouble of asking him. Not at all suspicious!

OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/11/2015 at 20:42

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$500 and lemons it

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AM 06/11/2015 at 20:42

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I feel like withholding info like that from clueless people who wouldn’t otherwise know better should be chargeable with criminal negligence.

AM > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/11/2015 at 20:44

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It’s unfortunate that someone will probably buy it and have no idea that it’s bent because the seller won't say anything.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AM 06/11/2015 at 20:47

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And then they later die from it because hey! It turns out that the reason it’s bent is because the aforementioned rust has eaten 3/4 of the way through the frame!

AM > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/11/2015 at 20:51

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I actually emailed the poster, this was his response:

Not really buying that at all..

AM > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/11/2015 at 20:55

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Also sent me this one to:

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AM 06/11/2015 at 20:57

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I just sent one too let’s wait and see what happens.

ly2v8-Brian > AM 06/11/2015 at 21:04

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This person seems about as sharp as a ball of twine.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AM 06/11/2015 at 21:06

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I got the exact same thing, just worded differently. He/she definitely knew about the problem, but it sounds like they’re just a dumbass kid who doesn’t understand how serious this is.

Viggen > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/11/2015 at 21:13

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I didn’t expect this level of shitwreck and blockheadedness to come from Cape Cod.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/11/2015 at 21:13

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Needs more frame rust and possible rod knock.

AM > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/11/2015 at 21:13

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I have the feeling he/she is either young or at least isn’t a car guy. I emailed again and kindly explained how serious of an issue this could be and to sell it as a “parts truck” only.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/11/2015 at 21:15

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Makee an offer. Thank u

The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/11/2015 at 21:18

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This is much safer in all respects. Hooray for Toyota!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Viggen 06/11/2015 at 21:26

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There’s plenty of idiots here, just like anywhere else.

One of the things I’ve noticed from living here (on the Vineyard) is that there’s not much of a middle class. Either you’re uneducated and living paycheck-to-paycheck, or this is your second home. It’s also true on the Cape but to a lesser extent. Still, you end up with dumb city-wannabe kids who grew up bumming around and never learned how to be respectable because this life is all they know.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jedidiah 06/11/2015 at 21:29

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Those running boards and that fairing behind the cab are uncommon options, they could probably fetch some $$.

Viggen > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/11/2015 at 21:30

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I try to deny the existance of the wannabe kid bums on the Cape and Islands, especially growing up in the middle-upper class suburbs right outside Worcester.

The Cape still is that attainable dream home.

Nibbles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/11/2015 at 21:34

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Seen worse on the rez.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Nibbles 06/11/2015 at 21:35

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on the what?

boxrocket > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/11/2015 at 21:42

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I think they came from the factory that way.

Unsafe, that is.

Nibbles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/11/2015 at 21:43

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The Navajo Reservation (where I grew up)

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Nibbles 06/11/2015 at 21:46

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Oh.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > boxrocket 06/11/2015 at 21:50

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They have no driving feel, whatsoever. They make the Camry ooze soul and passion in the driving feel department. Even one that I’ve driven with a mildly built 383 lacked feeling.